Another Big (Out)House Catastrophe
Right: A Utah fan holds up his sign after the Utes defeated Meeshittyagain, 25-22. Desert News Photo
Even after the hiring of DickRod and the training methods of a Richard Simmons wanna-be in Mike Barwis, the result is still the same. Chalk up another “L” for the Wolverines.
Granted, you knew that the offense was going to suck. No proven quarterback. No proven running backs. No proven wide receivers. No proven offensive linemen.
While the offense had just two starters returning, the defense was suppose to be good with seven starters back. Not!
While Utah is not Division I-AA (FCS) member, they are not in the BCS either.
Utah senior quarterback Brian Johnson picked apart the scUM defense, completing 21-of-33 passes for 305 yards and a touchdown.
Johnson had 251 yards through the air in the first half as the Utes dominated the boys in Piss & Blue.
At one point during the first ten minutes of the game, Meeshittyagain actually led 10-6 before Utah rattled off 19 unanswered points to take a 25-10 advantage with 7:37 left in the third quarter.
The biggest BLOW came with just 13 seconds remaining until intermission when Johnson connected with Bradon Godfrey on 19-yard touchdown pass that gave Utah a 22-10 halftime lead.
Michigan finished with just 36 yards rushing and 203 yards of total offense. Heralded freshman Sam McGuffie had eight yards on eight carries and a fumble. Meeshittyagain fans have been clamoring about how good this Vanilla Ice look-a-like is, but he’s not. In fact he’s so small, if you put a face mask into his sternum he might disintegrate.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo of quarterbacks with Nick Sheridan and Steven Threet combined to pass for 167 yards. Sheridan was 11-of-19 for 98 yards with a touchdown and a interception. Threet was 8-of-19 for 69 yards and a TD. Neither looked very good.
Man, this team does blow. Maybe they can beat Miami-Ohio on Saturday. Maybe.




















